Spoiled. Sour. Still sad.
Our “Emotionally Expired” design features a crying milk carton who’s past their best-before date—just like your last attempt at stability.With skulls in the swirl and existential dread dripping from every corner, this one’s for the over-sharers, under-rested, and perpetually poured out.
Stick it, wear it, or just relate a little too hard.
Emotionally Expired – Crybaby Carton Edition
£85.00Price
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Matte vinyl, weather-resistant 3" tall (just like your tolerance for social interaction) Ships from the void (UK) in a protective coffin—I mean, envelopeWash cold. Don’t respawn without snacks.
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