You’re not a morning person. You’re barely a mortal before noon.
This tee is for those of us who wake up already cursed.Wrapped in shadows and fueled by coffee rituals, our "I’m Not a Morning Sacrifice" shirt features a sleepy goat cultist who definitely didn’t agree to be summoned this early.
Made for comfy chaos, late starts, and refusing to participate in AM sacrifice ceremonies.
I’m Not a Morning Sacrifice – Unholy Tee
£24.99Price
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100% ring-spun cotton (soft as sin)
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Black tee with white ink, designed to resist your existential dread
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Unisex fit, oversized friendly
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Printed in the UK using eco-friendly inks
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Summon responsibly. Machine wash cold, inside out.
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