Heavy is the head that wears the helmet. Heavier is the mind that forgot how to cope.
This design features a weary knight, permanently benched on his couch of despair, sword at the ready but spirit completely AFK. Topped off with a thought bubble full of existential lag, Mentally Unequipped captures the exact mood of trying to function in this cursed simulation.
You’re not alone—you’re just out of potions and full of regret.
Mentally Unequipped – Regret Edition
£24.99Price
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100% ring-spun cotton – feels better than your coping skills
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White print on void-black for maximum contrast and callout
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Unisex fit, fits your existential dread and your body
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Printed in the UK, shipped from your emotional cooldown zone
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Wash cold. Don’t respawn without snacks.
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