Start your day the wrong way.
Introducing Pain Flakes—the only breakfast that screams louder than you do.This tee features a sad-eyed mascot spooning a bowl of despair, garnished with purple smoke and regret. Perfect for those who’ve accepted that happiness is just flavoring they forgot to add.
No vitamins. No hope. Just crunchy, soul-crushing aesthetics in every bite.
Pain Flakes – Breakfast of the Emotionally Damaged
£24.99Price
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100% ring-spun cotton – not fortified with anything useful
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Purple + black print on a deep void backdrop
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Unisex fit (size up for the cereal coma look)
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Printed in the UK with ethically-sourced emotional baggage
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Wash cold. Cry warm.
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